Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
by roller June 10, 2005

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
by lemonheaded May 20, 2022

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.
by The cucumber September 22, 2020

A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.
It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.
Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.
It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.
Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.
by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016

by Wafercrusader March 23, 2023

Person A:"Riddle Me This, whats long, hard, and has "cum" in the middle."
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"
by Amoger August 6, 2022
