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crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.
"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."
by sixshots April 28, 2020
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Crustyemu

2 best friends that have such an amazing close bond, with them two it’s double trouble gotta love these two
Crustyemu is so kool 😛
by Sup boaxhhh December 22, 2020
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crustycumsock66

the best mf ever shes so funny i love her. my favorite person ever ever ever wow i love crustycumsock66 <33
A person: isn’t crustycumsock66 the best person

B person: fuck yeah the best ever
by div4ny duh <3 April 5, 2021
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Crusty Muppet

A sock used by a male for masturbation.
My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.
by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022
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vanilla crusty

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.
by cardnumber January 3, 2021
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crusty dick

When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.
I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.
by DopeyDick October 28, 2015
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Crusty

"That girl is so crusty looking!"
"That boy smells crusty!"
"You are so crusty!"
by AIMSNccrackkkheadd September 12, 2007
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