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Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything
Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back
by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017
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cooker

a cooker is a spoon or bottle cap used to cook drugs such as heroin,coke,meth to make it more pure and for junkies to get more hi it is soposed to cook the junk out of junk and bring out the pure quilities
you put the dope in the cooker cook it good and mix it around then you draw it up in the rig and slam it
by NLR718 July 15, 2006
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Crookers

Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.
Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?
by Zios April 26, 2009
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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
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crookabanger

We were just chillin lookin for a crookabanger so we could all have a good time
by N Wagh July 30, 2008
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crooked bookie

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.
girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"
by lectora February 9, 2008
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crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.
damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!
by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008
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