waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008

Clipper Ripper

n.

A specialised type of lighter thief, who dabbles only in the twocing of Clipper brand lighters.

Fred: "Anyone have a light?"
Bob: "Here y'go guv"
Fred "Clipper, eh?"
Bob: "Yeah."
Bob: "Fred...?"

by bmr November 16, 2004

Vocal Crapper

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.

Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.

by Grant2053 October 21, 2010

crapper

n. A performance artist who attempts to blend the musical stylings of Country and Rap, resulting in a piece of CRAP.
Examples include Cowboy Troy and Jessica Simpson.

I bet that crapper's new album is full of it.

Boy, that new Jessica Simpson song on the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack sure is crap.

by Candidate Raygun October 3, 2005

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

69 clipper position

like a normal 69 position but you chew your partners toenails, and them yours.

My buddy Ronnie told me he hit the 69 clipper position with his girl last night.

by Weeberino September 29, 2019