War crime

When you kill your friends dog in minecraft

You have commited war crime now i comit death to u

by BRUHMONKE May 03, 2021

Thot crime

When you're such a thot (promiscuous woman) that it is a literal crime. It's like a "thought crime" but for hoes.

Idiot "So I guess that means you weren't smart enough to not reveal yourself."

Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Thought crime

That is exactly what you want to do. You just can't say it because that would make you the bad one.

Hym "That is (without a doubt) enforcement of thought crime and to laud the grandmother for turning her grandson to the state is exactly what advocating for enforcement of thought crime looks like. And charging the families of mass shooters!? Guilt by association!? Jesus Christ! Very naughty stuff. This is what I mean by 'just as bad as the other team.' You went straight to Orwell. Looks like the inevitable logical conclusion to society's need to subordinate the individual to the group is just Orwell. 100% of the time. Left or Right. I'm all for it though. I have been longing for the reeducation camps I was promised not long ago. And as far as 'not mocking your suffering cults and silly reality-monster-pleasing hats' I don't think that has anything to do with mass shootings. It trapped me in a meat prison and you're celebrating it. Anywho, if you're worried about socialization of the unsocialized, I have good news. How do you socialize the unsocialized? Well, according to the oldest piece of literature in human history (The Epic of Gilgamesh) Enkidu (the unsocialized feral vagabond) is socialized by prostitutes. So... Bring me my prostitutes."

by Hym Iam July 08, 2022

Dirty crime boy

Will do cocain and kill orphans

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy

by Alexsmp December 23, 2020

boner crime

When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.

Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.

by Chang mang October 29, 2006

Hate Crime

An act of intentional hating on another person with the intention of causing severe damage to one’s reputation and/or status. A malicious and spiteful act committed out of jealousy and envy.

Example: I was dating my office manager completely under the radar. Her jealous ex, who works in the mail-room, went and snitched to the company CEO and got both of us fired. Her ex committed a Hate Crime. He’s just mad ‘cause he wish he could be me.

by JaiKwaan January 07, 2011

Crime Scene Oil

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

by misspelld March 07, 2010