creampie cravings

the new term for baby fever. when you see a cute kid and suddenly want one for yourself!!

Tiffany: Oh my god, that baby is so adorable!!!!
Brittany: I know, I'm starting to get the creampie cravings!

by Quist787 August 28, 2021

Creampie extraction

creampie extraction is the practice of extracting cum from a girl's vagina with a syringe closely associated with the term diaspora cuck

Dude i think my daughter has been out with an diasporant go fetch me the syringe and i'll give her a creampie extraction

by seiyo October 14, 2021

Crimson Creampie

When a man has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period.

It was that time of the month, and she really wanted it, but her boyfriend wouldn't touch her. So she came over and I gave her a Crimson Creampie

by Lord of Dischord August 30, 2010

Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.

Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.

by Leashla March 23, 2011

lightweight creep

Someone who is slightly creepy but you know won't actually do anything to be concerned about.

"I would transfer to your school 30 miles away so I could be close to you."

"You're a such a lightweight creep.."

by Nostalgicflux December 8, 2013

cockanut creampie

When a man cums in a girls vaginia and then she the proceeds to stand over another male who is passed out and lets it's dribble onto his face

Johnny didn't know it but I fucked his side bitch then she gave him a cockanut creampie

by Brian_pitanko June 25, 2016

car creep

The tendency for a vehicle with an automatic transmission to "creep" forward when you let off the brake without giving any gas.

I had to let my car creep through stop and go traffic.

by Corey_Faure August 16, 2016