crafty wank

The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.

I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

CRAFT moment

Those moments when you Cant Remember A F***ing Thing

"Hang on, Im having a CRAFT moment"

by Becky and Cherryl December 13, 2007

Crates

Crates - adj.- A descriptive word used to imply great amounts of eloquence, grandeur in regards to speech or thought, or acuteness when speaking of something. The derivation of this word is originally to be used as in the terms of Socrates, of, "so crates" pronounced as one would if talking of a crate.

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy marijuanaville Ben, thats so crates!

-or-

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy aids on a stick Ben, thats mad crates!

-or- (Simply)

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy fucking shitballs Ben, thats crates!

by So_crates January 12, 2011

Diggin the Crates

Rumaging through records in racks or boxes

Ring ring...allo....a'rit bruv...wanna go down basildon today...need to dig the crates for some dubs for tonight

by Matty C January 11, 2005

craft beer

An explosion of art and science coming together to build a drinkable masterpiece

We are meeting down at Motorworks Brewing to drink up all their craft beer!

by Ex-Navy Brew Boy February 14, 2014

cratered

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

by springyjeff February 24, 2006

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007