Jack and Crack 

Drinking Jack Daniels and smoking Crack on top of a hill with your friends, while dressed up as witches.

Always done during the week of Halloween.

Randy: Well, I got the Jack
Thomas: And I got the Crack!
Randy: Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week. Let's do this!
Gerald: Everybody up the hill!

Jack and Crack by Richie Queijo November 3, 2017

Crack a Fat 

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

Crack a Fat by Utemadjason March 7, 2020

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

crack shadow 

The shadow between ass cheeks as seen through a shear dress

Dude, that woman is wearing a white shear dress. Check out her crack shadow

crack shadow by Crack Shadow Hunter December 15, 2016

Double Crack 

When you are in a car with other people and have to fart really badly you let a little crack go and open crack the windows open very little but increase as you let more fart go

John opened the window a crack every 20 seconds as he was farting a little in between. John was double cracking

Double Crack by akararules July 27, 2010

crack of dawn 

a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack

I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.

crack of dawn by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 16, 2013

Chacka Oofka

Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.

"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference

Chacka Oofka by valntyne October 6, 2018