Cough you

Cough you a phrase normally used after coughing basically saying you are extremely attracted to black men

Guy*coughs*
Guy: No cough you's??
Random person:cough you

by Detroiturbansurvivalist March 3, 2022

Cough and rally

When you take a hit of weed and it makes you cough so hard you want to die, but you keep smoking.

I was coughing so hard but it was my turn in the rotation so, cough and rally.

by Alexander Allen April 13, 2021

batty cough

A batty cough means a fart.

Batty means bum and you cough so put it together and it is a batty cough, which is a fat.

i just batty coughed

by Emdog_ October 26, 2017

doobie cough

The fits of coughing you get after taking a nice long drag from the devils cabbage.

Bro this dank herb is giving me some bad doobie cough.

by diggle whisper June 16, 2017

Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"

by John Whitaker October 13, 2021

Botty-Cough

Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.

My botty-cough blew a hole in the seat

by Canolaxel December 25, 2018

Bog cough

The cough that people having a crap in a toilet stall give to ensure you know they're in there.

I'm glad he gave a bog cough or I would have kicked that door down and shat in his lap.

by supertedsnastyuncle April 8, 2010