Couche Tard

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

by brydeoh April 10, 2005

Couche tard

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

by aliwashere October 23, 2008

couple

a pair. Two. Double.

Look at that "Couple" of hoes walking over there!

by Bill Clintonhanger July 30, 2005

Couple

two people who like or love each other

ex a boy and girl who love each other and hangout together are a couple

by Bishyyy December 31, 2018

Coupley Scum

(pronounced: Couple-ee Scum) Term of grudging endearment for a couple who are engaging in any form of lovey-dovey, cutsie behavior. Used as an only slightly back-handed complient.

Can also be used by a member of a couple to refer to their own behavior.

Girl #1: So Ian put together a whole little picnic for us in Central Park today, right by the pond. It was so nice!

Girl #2: Coupley Scum!

Girl #1: (Hangs head and smiles) I know, I know. We're totally coupley scum.

by Edie N. December 9, 2008

couple some

A term to describe an amount of something - time, objects, etc. More than a few and less than a plethora.

"I had a couple some drinks last night and I woke up in just my socks!"

"After teasing me for way too long, she finally gave it up after a couple some dates."

"I just need to shower and get ready and we will head to the movies in a couple some minutes."

by Doc Cock March 10, 2009

Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

by Cousin P December 18, 2013