Corporate Solution

is a euphemism for doing nothing but saying you will do something every week.

I appreciate you working on this but we need to have a corporate solution for this.

by Bill Wierzbowski September 23, 2014

Corporateson

Slang for a young worker in the corporate world. Often found unnecessarily stressing over emails, sucking up to higher-ups, and staying late at work to meet deadlines. Corporatesons usually de-stress through drinking, clubbing, and occasionally doing lines.

"Oh shit. Did Kevin become a corporateson?"
"Yeah. Didn't you see those new RM Williams he was rocking?"
"Aye true. I swear that's his third pair."

by Corporateson February 22, 2019

Corporatocracy

An amalgamation of Corporate and Bureaucracy. Meaning that even the most nimble startups eventually end up becoming corporacratic beasts. Where BS jobs are invented. Where there are more middle managers than individual contributors. Where buzzword bingo is the lingua franca.

1. Inventing ways to not pay people is the corporatocracy at work.
2. In a corporatocracy, having meetings for the sake of meetings is seen as 'work'
3. The BS created to get in the way of progress is how the corporatocracy justifies paying middle management.

by SIutMonkey February 7, 2021

corporate pig

a greedy person, generally an investor or a rich person. it usually hints that a person's greed is going to end up in a huge disaster.

"just shut up you corporate pig"

by Yaku sama March 1, 2022

Apparitional Corporate Leadership

Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.

I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.

by chaptj August 5, 2010

Shelby Corcoran

A character on Glee, namely the biological mother of Rachel Berry. Ex-coach of power team Vocal Adrenaline, and had a short fling with main character Will Schuester. She eventually takes charge of a new glee club at McKinley High. She is portrayed by Idina Menzel and has a complex personality.

Shelby Corcoran is one of my favourite characters on Glee because she is portrayed very well.

by gleefulwickedness November 2, 2011

The Xylophone Corporation

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.

“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.

by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019