Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.
1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.
2: So we've got one option.
1: A real conandrum. Let's go.
2: So we've got one option.
1: A real conandrum. Let's go.
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From the book Sophie's Choice by William Styron when the narrator Stingo describes Sophie's motivation for making love with him. "...it was also a plunge into carnal oblivion and a flight from memory and grief....it was a frantic and orgiastic attempt to beat back death."
From the book Sophie's Choice by William Styron when the narrator Stingo describes Sophie's motivation for making love with him. "...it was also a plunge into carnal oblivion and a flight from memory and grief....it was a frantic and orgiastic attempt to beat back death."
Fred, who was overwhelmed with grief from the death of his wife, entered into carnal oblivion with the prostitute.
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My boss asked me to work late after I Conan O'Brianed half our sales accounts in only seven months. I decided to quit instead.
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Because of all of our guests tomorrow night, we will not have any stupid, arbitrary comedy that wastes everyone's time.Isn't that right, Cactus Chef playing We didnt Start the fire on Flute?
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