mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.

The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!

by boomerang19 June 21, 2006

controversial

One of the most frequent and innapropriately used terms in media. Used to make people watch or listen to something.

Entertainment Tonite Reporter: "Here's the star of the controversial new movie..."

Gullable Idiot: "Controversial! We sould really go and see that one!"

by Eric Blair March 27, 2005

controversial

Someone scores amazingly... SUPERB.... the crowd go wild.... oh no its off side!

Pro eveo 4: "this could prove to be controversial!"

by noonelikeskat December 28, 2005

Controllable

The ability to be trolled

Guy1: So my girlfriend has been controlling me...

Guy2: I didn't know you were so controllable

by Malkim November 22, 2011

The Controversial Boogaloo

The COOLEST jigga-fine lady on the face of this jigga-fine ass world

The Controversial Boogaloo came to our party last night, and she made it all worth while.

by The Controversial Boogaloo Invisible Mountain June 20, 2003

Controlled Burn

Planning to share just enough information in a meeting so a potential troublemaker won't have much fodder.

Q. How come you're not showing the whole navigation scheme?

A. Tom's going to be there and he challenges everything; we've only got an hour so I'm going to go for a controlled burn.

by Daniel Ponech June 23, 2008

Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.

Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"

by high5er5 January 25, 2012