Dick control

When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.

Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control

by T. Faller December 6, 2015

ground control

The thing that is to Major Tom.

Ground control to Major Tom.

by cunt roll April 1, 2005

birf control

Preventing pregnancy by choosing to engage in anal intercourse.

She's paranoid about making babies so we had to use birf control.

by Drunky McKrunky September 21, 2008

maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

by 231night crew August 18, 2009

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The ability, no, the art form of being able to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce is monumentally critical to one's survival. Otherwise known as "BOOCWGLITS", this talent enables the beholder to take copious amounts of drugs without entering "the sauce". The sauce is the point where you are so inebriated you cannot come back. BOOCWGLITS is an amazing feat that few possess. Remaining calm and in control while still feeling the affect of drugs is booling out control without getting lost in the sauce

"Bro how was the party?"

"Dude, I don't even remember I was so wasted"

"You just need to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce!"

by Nate.io June 13, 2018

control freak

A crazy ass usually obsessed with the control of his/her friends lives. She/He may not like your friends,that you eat fast food, or who you date. She/He gets upset over the simplest things and goes into a hyperventilating fit of rage. She/he whips her boy/girl-friend into anything she/he wants, and when she/he doesn't get it, takes her rage out on his/her friends.

Alexis got mad when Daniel wanted to date Rachel when he chose to pursue Rachel without her consent. She got even madder when their friend, Chris, sides with Daniel and she launches root-beer cans at them in a fit of rage.

by Chris and Daniel January 13, 2005

Control

" You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward what happens to you,and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you. "

Our power is in our ability to decide to take control.

by sLg March 23, 2004