conservative

1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.

1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.

by Shard February 12, 2006

anti-conservative

A (usually atheist) individual that is deeply opposed to conservative institutions, values and viewpoints to the point that their opposition to conservatism is more powerful than their support of liberalism, socialism or whatever centrist, leftist or anti-authoritarian view they may otherwise identify most readily with.

In the 2006 Canadian election, a strong anti-conservative consensus threatened to bring about a level of solidarity between the otherwise antagonistic Liberal, NDP, Green and Bloc Quebecois parties.

by Adia Firren'ame May 26, 2009

Elite (conservative)

Elite (conservative) is an association of popular high school students that drive American SUV's, live in expensive houses with sod lawns, surf but are not considered surfers, their family income exceeds $150,000, they use their parents money, they won't have a job during school but they will be doctors, lawyers, or brokers, they wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Fitch, Vans, Hollister, Dickies, they get drunk but never stoned, listen to rap music, think they are gansta when they are really not, they are involved in school clubs and organizations, they are smart and do very well in academics but speak ebonics when they are not in school, they usually play a sport, they are white, or should I say,... wanna be wiggers, and they tend to support Bush even though they know nothing about politics. Basically they are preppy, rich, white kids. Their cousin is the Elite (liberal).

Elite (conservative) convo.

Nick: After the water polo game wanna go to Jenna's party?
Ryan: Hell's yeah man. Everyone at that club is gonna get tipsy. You got a ride G'?
Nick: Yep, we're gonna be pimpin' in my Ford Explorer.

(Later at the party)
Jenna: Hey sexy Ryan! You look gangsta tonight! Did you bring your 50 cent CD?
Ryan: Fo' sho'.

by Aussiegoat5 September 21, 2005

pseudo-conservative

A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality they are primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few or more issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative core ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative. They are a very self contradicted group of individuals.

A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However, in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those stated positions and ideals. They are also more often than not blindly pro-war, under any situation and circumstance.

A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are...

George H.W. Bush

George W. Bush

Dick Chaney

Mitt Romney

Rich Santorum

Newt Gingrich

Michele Bachmann

Sean Hannity

Mark Levin

Bill O'Reilly

by Guardian Soul February 14, 2012

conservative punk

A true Punk Rocker.

One who knows that Republicans and Libertarians stand for a smaller Government, i.e. Minarchy or Ararchy which mean little or no Government, and letting people live how THEY want to. Which has always been what Punk has stood for.

And knows that the Democrats stand for a bigger Government, i.e. Socialism and Communism which mean that the Government will control everything and make you LIVE LIKE THEY WANT YOU TO. Which has always been what Punk is against.

liberal punk: To hell with Republicans and Libertarians! They are everything we stand against! Go Obama!

conservative punk: Uh dude, you know that Democrats, Socialists and Communists stand for a bigger Government which will make us live how they WANT us to right? Thats why I didn't vote for him, I'm for what Punk TRUELY stands for: freedom and individuality.

liberal punk: Your right, I'm such a poser...

conservative punk: Yeah, you are. But don't feel bad, you can still change.

by Saudades November 12, 2009

Conservative Punk

a punk rocker who understands what bieng punk is,that capitalism works,lower taxes and less government are good, and above all doesnt want a fascist/communist/national socialist goverment (like the one obama is giving us)

some notable conservative punks

Michale Graves "i like george bush because i believe he truly emodies what a leader should have"

Johnny Ramone
"god bless President Bush and god bless the United States"

by PunkConservativeRepublican April 23, 2009

conservative

A racist, homophobic, patriotic dick-head.

conservative " I'm a conservative, I hate politically correct folks." normal person: " You do know that the word "conservative" is a politically correct word, right?" (The conservative then proceeds to shoot the person and claim that he was communist trying to take away the conservative's second amendment rights)

by Applegate900899 August 8, 2017