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Constance

Constance is an amazing person who is a part-time ghost and mows lawns on the side. He burns easily so he wears a large, floppy sunhat. Also he wears a wife beater but he doesn't seem to have a wife. He is 40 years old but uses skin care products to make himself look like a teenager. He tries to re-live the past and ends up walking in circles in his back yard, making his neighbors freak out and obsess over him for months.
Wow look at the constance over there, walking around in circles with a floppy sun hat. He is so amazinggggg!
by Raymatts November 27, 2011
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Constance

When a girl constantly wants to have sex with you but is actually a complete slut
That girl constance wanted to fuck me again
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Wadsworth Constant

As described on reddit.com by user Wadsworth. The theory is that for every video on youtube you can skip the first 30% without having a negative effect of the content. This has since been extrapolated to written content as well.
"There are 55 characters including spaces in this sentence.
According to the Wadsworth Constant we should remove the first 16.5 characters, let's give it a go.
ld be known as the Wadsworth Constant.
It is also known in the Wadsworth Constant that we should round to the nearest logical point. We are left with:
Be known as the Wadsworth Constant."

Source of quote: notsofatthrowaway
by flippinkittin October 2, 2011
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constance

that constance bitch is a fucking coon
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Wadsworth Constant

For every video on Youtube skip forward 30%. This can also be applied with essay's, movies, posts etc.
Some Dumbass- Dude! Most videos are full of shit in the beginning.

Redditor- Duh, everyone knows that! Use the Wadsworth Constant!

Some Dumbass- The what?

Redditor- imgur(dot)com/gallery/yxfpC
by SplendideMendax October 2, 2011
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Wadsworth Constant

For every Youtube video opened, the slider will be punched to 30%. This is to bypass any unwanted video in the beginning.
"Lol, the real video doesn't start til 1:21. Wadsworth Constant applies."
by clouds31 October 13, 2011
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constantini

constantini is an asshat
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