Confusled

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.

That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to

by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 2, 2017

confussed

adjective. (kon-fuss'd) to be in a state of confusion and agitation.

But you said she was your cousin but she was dead and now you say she is looking after your mother's cat. Now you want me to visit her, I've lost my car keys and I don't know where she lives! I'm confussed!

by PaulQ August 23, 2011

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

CONFUCKED

when ur all fucked up (high,drunk) and u get confuzd

man i can do shit im to confucked another Example man i cant even type im to confucked for this shit

by TommyLee A. Graves A . K . A joker May 9, 2008

Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009

CONFUCKED

tHERE IS NO ALTERNATE YOU ARE FUCKED.

yOUR HUSBAND CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, YOU ARE CONFUCKED.

by CAN'T GO HOME September 4, 2009