confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 29, 2017

confusmed

To be consumed by confusion. A combination of consumed and confusion

you mustve been pretty confusmed as you were writing that

by Ironpikachu150 January 23, 2018

conjused

The word Fui's and friends use to describe someone who is very full of themselves.

You know that Amin, he is always telling me about his home and job that he thinks is the best, he is so conjused, very conjused, the Most conjused!

by jack off king June 15, 2018

Congused

Congused is an invented word that basically means confused.Only people with a serious case of down syndrome or autism can use this word since it makes them sound different and original.My name is Dave and I live in a tesco car park in Liverpool lol yeno tha caunty road one ;p

Suck my left tit and call me Jerry
Fucken ell lad im congused right now

by Haahehuc December 29, 2018

Concussion

When you misunderstand the Harlem Shake.

Scientifically( Concussus gigantism vibratus) meaning a human earthquake due to a strong force applied to a man's testicles.

Damn, Hubert's having concussions again.

by Snoorbifflord May 14, 2019

confushed

when u confused but w wisdom, related to Confucius

man I’m so confushed today, my mind is gone but here

by 22 staples May 22, 2019