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coems

An alternate word for "cum". Only used by childish roblox players.
"Baby, you've got coems all over your face".
by Nickner February 17, 2023
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WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

Penitentary jargon;karma- 'good or bad';"you will reap what you sow";
Okay Bugs,"You snitched on me"! Remember this,"What goes around comes around"!
by T.J. Jackson January 28, 2007
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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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Suicide Commando

Bascially, really messed up one-man group who makes industrial songs that are really addicting. Many of his songs are too disturbing for words, yet some of them are OK. Some of his songs are actually quite good.

Despite the fact that Suicide Commando is the most messed-up artist on this green Earth, he is really talented and ought to be noted for that.
I just downloaded "Neuro Suspension" by Suicide Commando. I think this guy had a bad life...
by Evestar July 21, 2009
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corn hole commado

1.One who hunts corn hole like he is on a military mission.
2.A fag
That fag is a corn hole commado.
by AROND July 20, 2007
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shit comes to fan

A combination of shit hits the fan and worse comes to worst.

An expression used to convey that a situation has taken on a negative path or direction, or the situation has evolved into the absolute worst possible, chaotic state.
If shit comes to fan, we'd better run!
by Burrito! May 21, 2010
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St Tropez Commando

A girl who can be spotted on a night out, wearing fake tan so unevenly applied and streaked that the pattern it creates resembles the camouflage worn by the British Army. This phenomenon usually appears on the legs, but can occasionally be all over.
"Were there any fit birds in Jumpin' Jaks last night?"

"Nah, just the usual bunch of St Tropez Commandos"
by L Rathen May 20, 2009
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