Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.

"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"

by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010

Comfort Streamer

A comfort streamer is somebody who you always watch, they always put a smile on your face when you watch them. Maybe if you have a bad day, you go on twitch and watch your comfort streamer.

"person is awesome, they're my comfort streamer!"

by HadsDoesThings February 23, 2022

Comfort Rubbing

An act in which an older gentleman holds his slightly limp penis in his hand, gently stroking it. Never too fast or vigorous, in doing so, the male will not ejaculate.

Typically, this action is for pure cozy reasons or because the male suffer from erectile disorder.

Bob: "Oh man, I'm having an awful day, need to head home and do me some comfort rubbing"

by bruceleeper June 3, 2010

Comfort character

When you are down or sad, it’s the character that will always be there to make you happy, they’re waiting for you in that tv show, the movie, the game, and they bring you comfort knowing that, watching them exist is joyful.

A: “who is your Comfort character ?”
B: “miss peregrine, she’s so lovely and she’s always there when i need her !”

by sapphicpies December 8, 2021

comfortism

The the concept of consoling one's self from potential stresses through a preexisting belief.

If it wasn't for Johns religious comfortism he could have suffered from an ulcer or other stress related ailments during his trauma.

by spread the knowledge March 26, 2009

Comfort person

Florence Pugh

Random cutie: omg who’s your comfort person??
Everyone: Flo DUH
Random cutie: Haha your so right!! Im so dumb lmao

by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021

Southern Comfort

1. A fruity, spiced, and yet caramel-like whiskey brewed in the USA since 1874.
2. To adjust one's package in an effort to achieve a comfortable resting spot.
Can be applied to ballbag re-allignment, tucking the cock into the leg hole of boxers, etc.
NOTE: any Southern comfort over 5 seconds should be classed as pleasuring yourself.

Wary Friend Nigel: Er, you alright there mate?

Clive: Yeah, ah, sorry about that, just applying some Southern Comfort.

by Grimmy Bumm November 14, 2009