Blunt Coma

- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.

Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.

Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.

She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.

by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012

kissing coma

when your kissing someone and can’t think of anything. it’s like your mind goes into luvo mood and nothing else matters apart from them.

“when i was kissing him i was in a kissing coma”

by i’m in love w him February 5, 2020

Pancake Coma

The episode of postprandial hypoglycemia associated with the consumption of a stack of pancakes with syrup. It is usually associated with extreme fatigue and sometimes with headaches, anxiety, and trouble making decisions. Simply putting butter and spreading it over pancakes can help prevent the symptoms of pancake coma. Eating dried fruit and drinking soda can help one recover.

Tom: "Yo James, wanna go play Battlefield 1 Beta?"
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."

by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

by TDGSR April 29, 2020

cum coma

After sex u jus wanna sleep. This lethargic state is known by few as a "cum coma" ... Out.

"I bet he got some action last night."
"Yeh? but she was so hot."
"Yes mate. Lucky bugger."
"So what you think... He's down the pub?
"Naa. He's in a cum coma...

by Jason Howard February 22, 2008

Green Coma

A long, coma-like sleep induced by cannabis.

I fell into a green coma last night and slept past all of my morning classes.

by mp36 November 12, 2009

coma-fried

when you are so baked you pass out as if your going into a coma.

Jonathan- Dude. How stoned are you?
Chris- I'm coma-fried man...

by Jonny Blazzzze February 21, 2009