Blunt Coma

- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.

Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.

Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.

She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.

by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012

Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.

Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.

by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011

Coma Kick

A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)

Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!

I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face

I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye

by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011

A Breakup Coma

A coma that follows from a depressing breakup, and the unplugging of the life support shortly follows.

David had broken up with his girlfriend, and shortly after he fell into a breakup coma.

by bani20 January 15, 2021

cum coma

After sex u jus wanna sleep. This lethargic state is known by few as a "cum coma" ... Out.

"I bet he got some action last night."
"Yeh? but she was so hot."
"Yes mate. Lucky bugger."
"So what you think... He's down the pub?
"Naa. He's in a cum coma...

by Jason Howard February 22, 2008

Green Coma

A long, coma-like sleep induced by cannabis.

I fell into a green coma last night and slept past all of my morning classes.

by mp36 November 12, 2009

coma wedding

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.

As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"

by Gralkor December 9, 2008