Colon Demon

A way of describing a massively terrible bowel movement and/or constipation.

Also synonymous with "Alcohol Shits"

I was in the bathroom for half an hour with "colon demons"

I have a terrible case of "colon demons", I can't wait to get home.

After the party last night I suffered from a bad case of "colon demons"

by DaschsMeister March 25, 2010

Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

Colon Glove

portion of the colon that may stick to the penis as one pulls out. May resemble a small tail.

Looks like your fingers when you take a latex glove off....: He was so deep in her ass, the colon glove looked like a tail hanging from her ass when he pulled out.

by Sarber June 24, 2008

colon roach

A person who licks/eats ass.

The boy scout leader was a colon roach.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

Colon Serpent

The act of anal sex by a rather large penis.

Shiley found Vannie's colon serpent to both feel good and hurt at the same time.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Nintendo Colon

Where an individual plays video games for an extreme long time and avoids pooping so they can continue to play without interrupting their game. Nintendo Colon results in extreme constipation.

Billy play XBOX360 so long he's been diagnosed with a case of Nintendo Colon

by crapsandviche August 8, 2012

Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018