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Colby Jew Man

A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.

Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Colby Jew Man: Ewwww colby don't eat the bellybutton hotdogs!

I love daniel larson
by Hawk333 May 14, 2024
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Bobby Colby

An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
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colbys rizz

colbys rizz is somewhat the opposute of rizz. when someone is failing really hard to get girls you say colbys rizz
bartholemew has colbys rizz
by geodice May 31, 2023
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Colby

A pale guy that burns grilled cheese and favors dangerous head in Detroit
Don't pull a Colby and drive to Detroit to get with a stranger
by Bronzewoman123 October 12, 2016
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Colby Cason

Colby Cason pooped on my floor
What else is there to say
by Kelly Oubre October 8, 2019
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Colbi

Colbi is a very talented and flexible girl. She'll always be gullible and very funny. I your feelings are hurt Colbi will be there for you. Colbi isn't very big on drama but will have a bit of popularity. She has a bit more than usual of an amount of friends, but she'll try and make room for all of them. Colbi isn't the best person but also isn't the worst. Colbi usually loves science and art. If you have a Colbi try and hold on to her. If you've lost a Colbi then come back to her and then hold on with your relationship or friendship. She also really likes coffee.
I'm just headed to talk to Colbi.
by ElizabethTB April 5, 2020
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Colby

Colby is a name of a jerk often friends with Kyle so fuck Kyle and worse most likely a chad why CHAD
Colby is friends with chad
That stupid mother fucker
by Walkafootlong October 23, 2019
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