Couser

A male cousin married to a half sibling of whom no genetic relationship exists between the two.

My father's brother's son is married to my half sister who my father adopted when she was 8. Couldn't ask for a better couser.

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2022

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022

Confuseddddddd

When you're so confused you need multiple d's

I was Confuseddddddd by the test!

by sureiguess January 13, 2023

Confusement

An action of a group of people doing distracting things causing you to become confused.

"There is a lot of confusement going on in here." " I can not concentrate!"

by Mightymouse1971 February 9, 2023

cofusticate

Ko-fus-te-kate: verb, meaning to needlessly complicate an action, solution or situation. Often performed by children.

"Every time we do something, you have to cofusticate things."

by Kattheclosetstar February 26, 2023