I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
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Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon
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Get the Kansas City Cock Block mug.1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
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Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
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Get the International Cock Block Day mug.1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.
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Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"
Miguel: "Why?"
Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."
Miguel: "Put me in coach"
Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"
Miguel: "Why?"
Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."
Miguel: "Put me in coach"
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