Cudgel

A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).

Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom.

by Levator Palpebrae Superioris October 19, 2009

chudge

N: A Person who drinks alot, fights alot, and is a cute fat ball of love.

George is the only chudge around here!

by Rich February 29, 2004

Clunge-meister general

The natural charmer in a group of friends, usually surrounded by a horde of starry eyed girls drooling over him.

Speaker 1: Have you seen Jamie anywhere?

Speaker 2: The Clunge-meister general? Yeah he's in the middle of those screaming girls over there.

by JHold93 February 26, 2011

crudge

a huge tit or nipple

That chick had a huge crudge!

by Tyler Niles January 13, 2008

Cudge

An in-grown testicle, or for females a third boob.

Doctor: You have a cudge, a third testicle has grown in.

by Samelemarks January 21, 2008

clungehammer

The penis, used for hammering clunge.

I fucked her clunge with my clungehammer all night long.

by mylesdugenfel October 2, 2010

Clodge

A human who is covered in a thin layer of fur and is partial to the colour orange

Doesn't this apricot look remarkably like clodge?

by Clodge April 25, 2015