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cantaloupe

when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.

(cant-elope)

Ha Ha Ha
my friends parents cantaloupe.
by guitar tab May 4, 2011
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canterbury

a hole of a suburb in sydney, australia. There is nothing there....nothing at all. History tells us that Canterbury used to extend out to the nearby suburbs of punchbowl and marrickville, but they all eventually realised how shit it was and broke away. is due to recive an upgrading in the next couple of years.
person one: hey where do you live?
person two: umm..ahh..(whispers) canterbury
person one:oh my god! you poor devil!, dont worry mate, i wont spread it around.
by eimear111 July 7, 2007
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cantankerous

Having sex with a prostitute, upside down while eating a marshmallow.
give john some privacy. He is cantankerous.
by bobby boxter November 25, 2013
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i cant swim

a verb most commonly said by people of the black community
guy #1 - hey! lets go swimming! oh, wait.
guy #2 - oh helzz nah mainn. i from da ghetto. up therr we swim in da blood of me brothas, not in this pussy-ass-nigga-water. i cant swim.
by bitchhpleassee March 22, 2011
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GIRL WHO CANT BE WRONG

1. another word for hypocrite
2. any girl in any relatioship.
3. your sister, mother, grandmother, girlfriend, wife, greatgrandmother. they are all the same
4 typical worse when there hole is bleeding, one would think the blood is coming directly out of there brain
5 another word for cunt
a. it was your fault i sucked his dick.

b. huh????? your a girl who cant be wrong

a. you had to work and i was lonely

b. huh????? wtf.
by jolychaly October 17, 2006
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Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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up top where the short people cant reach

The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.
dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"
by dude November 3, 2004
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