"Not Going to the Circus" tantrum

A temper tantrum/meltdown of epic proportions. Usually caused by one not getting his or her way. This comes from the children's television show Caillou.

My grandmother threw a "Not Going to the Circus" tantrum because she was worried there was not enough money to gifts for everyone for Christmas. Also, my five year old great cousin had one because she couldn't buy the latest Barbie doll at Walmart.

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery

After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.

by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023

brown circus

A plague that hits unsuspecting office workers; especially after lunch or on long weekends. Watch out, or you might get brown circused too!

Greg gets the brown circus up to 6 times a day.

by achbee anonymous May 12, 2009

Dead Letter Circus

Dead Letter Circus are an Australian rock quartet, formed in 2005. As of December 2009, they have released two EP's, 'Dead Letter Circus - EP' and 'Next In Line - EP'.

DLC receive medium rotation on popular alternative radio station Triple J.

Festival Junkie 1: Hey, you're going to the Open Arms Festival next week, right?

Festival Junkie 2: Dude, Dead Letter Circus are playing. OF COURSE I'm going!

Random Stoner: DLC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TripleJ.net.au December 8, 2009

circus tits

When one breast is obviously larger than the other. Or one breast sags more. Basically a term for mismatched breasts.

Example: "I'm having trouble finding a bra that fits my damn circus tits!"

by Les Mackenzie November 27, 2006

circus socks

three ringed high top tube socks usually blue and yellow rings, uber-gay

the fact that bryan was wearing circus socks solidified his queerness

by bobbyboy0517 February 12, 2009