chronic liker

One who likes anything and everything on facebook, essentially going down the newsfeed and 'liking' every fucking thing. At a certain point, if you like everything, do you really like anything?

I know, Daryl's a serious chronic liker. He liked every photo I was ever tagged in yesterday. Plus he liked all of Jamie's statuses from the past year.

by turtal January 29, 2014

chronic masturbation

Weed Induced Masturbation.

Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED

by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010

chronic weed

THe Bombest Shyt Youve Ever SMOKED that gets you Beyond Fucked UP$$$$$

Chronic weed is WIth red hairss or HUGe Ass BOMB CRYSTAL'S!!!!

by tishanda April 30, 2006

Colombian Chronic

A type of stress (marijuana leaf, no bud) which is laced in cocaine.

hey joe! pass that colombian chronic over here man!

by Yamma-San March 24, 2003

Chronic Fatigue

Chronic Fatigue is an ailment caused by ingesting an excessive amount of Chronic.
Also, the drowsy, dragged down feeling, after having been very high.
See Chronic Bronchitis.

"I don't feel awake in the morning untill I've smoked some chronic. Actually, I don't feel awake afterwards, either. I think I suffer from Chronic Fatigue."
"I'm startin' to come down. If I dont smoke some more my Chronic Fatigue will set in."

by JGSR July 22, 2006

Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

Chronic Hit

When someone wraps their lips around a butthole when the other person farts

Danny- I saw some girl last night and she was fucking beautiful....

Jason- really? So fine that you would chronic hit her?

Danny- HELL YEAH!!!

by In the pooper January 17, 2010