Christine Maryfield

1. The weirdest girl to have ever walked the planet.
2. Everyone loves her but you know she's secretley evil.
3. The girl who eats like a wild animal around the clock but somehow manages to stay stick thin.
4. The girl who some people can get along great with but others want to kill her in her sleep.

Hey look! There's Christine Maryfield! Better watch out for her...

by Minubyvtcrxezwq April 4, 2015

christine dolce

Zak Bagans bitchy ex girlfriend

Hey did you see that pic of Christine Dolce

by ZakBagansFan April 28, 2016

Christened

Peeing on something

He christened the tree

by Nawty Nanny January 12, 2018

christine the bean

the radical dude

Christine the bean is a beaner bean

by BagelToaster69 January 17, 2018

christinelyn89

Groton, CT
A drunk that all men should avoid at all cost she has genital worts

That chicken lady, thats christinelyn89 , shes a drunk druggy everyones been with that you want nothing to do with her bro. There aint even any booty on that thing

by Yourmumstickybuns August 19, 2019

christine

christine means when something is bad as if you broke up or something that bothers you with hatred

oh damn we got jellybelly well it isn't that christine at least we didn't get bean boozled that would have been more christine than ever

by IAmASmartyPantsMate December 15, 2019

Christine

A cunt. Specifically, the kind of cunt that makes guys think she's a real catch while you're together, then proceeds to blow the entire neighborhood and reveal her true spiteful cuntyness after you've broken up with her.

My girlfriend was a real Christine this morning. She woke me up by spitting the neighbor's jizz on my face.
I swear if I have to see one more thot on Twitch spread her legs and show me her roast-beef Christine I'm gonna switch to Mixer.

by Cuntsworth December 26, 2019