Chris

Adj.
C-r-iss (C as in Cat, R as in Racecar, iss as in blISS)

The proproty of an object that is Radiating light, reflecting light, or is bright.

That is one chris penny

by The_Bookworm April 10, 2010

Chris

A person who deeply loves Mercedes more than anything in the world and would do anything for her.

A person who would 1. Let Mercedes pee on him 2. Stick his finger in her butt 3. Let her poop on his carpet 4. I love you
Mercedes' future husband and current soulmate.

Dude, Chris is awesome.

by Mercedes lover July 30, 2012

Chris

1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off

2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much

3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text

4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family

1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"

2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating

3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"

4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris

by rxkxdxx December 10, 2009

Chris

Kevin.

Yo Kevin! What's goin on Chris?

by Chris Berman's Wife December 5, 2009

Chris

dumb as hell. dont ever associate with a "chris." hes the lamest person on the fucking planet.

"hehehehe yaaayyy!"

"wow youre such a chris."

by boopboop1234 April 11, 2010

Chris

A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.

Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.

by 1234eucalyptus November 17, 2010

Chris

Hes amazing and perfect and the love of my life i hope i get to be married to him forever because he really THAT nigga and he’s so cute and loveable 🥰🥺

chris lemme fuck ma

by bigblackbitch June 29, 2019