Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010

tear checking

Traditionally, convicts or other thugs will get a tear-shaped tattoo under one eye to show that they have killed somebody. Tear checking is the act of testing the hardness of one with a tear-shaped tattoo to determine if they're actually just a bitch.

After tear checking the nigga from Tier 3, the new convict was rushed to the infirmary with life-threatening injuries.

by rockodesocko September 24, 2011

chocking the turkey

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.

Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.

by Big black niggaz November 11, 2013

Chucking a wobbly

Losing your temper.

Thought to have originated in the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia.

She will be chucking a wobbly when I tell her I've been out drinking all night!

by Peninsular Man February 26, 2012

fat-chicking

transitive verb: a large woman calling or a texting a person non-stop after sleeping with him/her

I have to get a new phone number," Gary said, "Monique won't stop fat-chicking me!

by Xool314 May 17, 2011

checking the digits

when yo' boyfriend always be looking at his fingers.

why you always checking the digits Terrance? you think you gonna find something new?

by $olza7 June 7, 2010

chucking

chucking is the act of tagging random chuck norris facts in random places such as porto-johns, public bathroom stalls, etc.

Dam gina, you have been chucking all over the place!
Man i just chucked the shit out of all those porto-johns!

by nonostoneyent January 18, 2010