charva

The charva seems to have evolved slightly ( only very slightly, they still resemble sub-intelligent ape like species). Where we used to see the various coloured berghauses with the odd 'tab' burn now we see the Meria peak. It seems as though in charva land this is this season's must have. Unfortunately it only comes in 4 colours leadding to every fourth charva wearing an identical coat. This teamed with the old uniform of Henry Lloyd jumpers, knock-off burberry hats and rockports with strange reflective edging all adds up to pretty bad reading for all us goths, skaters, grungies or just normal people as it seems that rather than dieing out as a species charvas seem to be progressing. Well we can but hope, after all, the dinosaurs died out and they weren't exactly pretty either.

by Bex October 27, 2003

Charva

A typical 'bad boy' who has the latest nike trainers e.g. shox or T.N's. These people wear about 3 pairs of socks and have them tucked in to their joggie bottoms, they listen 2 music wot repeats itself over and over again and has a high pitched singer, Charvas probably have crabs seen as they hav their hands down there pants 24/7. Can also be seen on a weekend night drinking cider at a bus stop. Their favourite words include as followed - 'Bad,Bad boy,Innit,TWOCKED IT,boiler house,Im gonna due him in,that is phat' These type of people us usually seen in groups of 5 plus(minimum)

Wannabee ganstars who know they will never be, Just like Rick Waller

by Duane_robbo October 21, 2004

Charva

A charva can be found scavenging in local boozers or night clubs, often heard usings words such as "PYAHH" and "AYE" and "HEEYA!"

"AYE eez PYAHH pissed iz off lirk ORRRRRR HEEEYAA MAN!"

by Damion May 28, 2004

charva

See mumpa. This is the word in the ascendance to describe a charva.

Synomyms: Wretched, pathetic, in-bred, teenage parents, examples of the need for birth control, catalogue-shoppers, fraudsters, debtors, doomed, cracker-spawn, unwanted, under-nourished, foolish, narrow, ultra-plebian, bastard children, unloved.

'Mumpas like to pretend to be rich, but they are in fact the poorest and most wretched people in the whole of the British Isles'

by evelyn waughfare December 3, 2003

Chavari

The perfect chair for tying someone up in.

I like to tie my ladies up, do you have a Chavari?

by Salix34 September 10, 2011

charva

werid, unbeliveable, and talk 2 much. they r sluts just like barbie

how ye giv uz a tab hooooo.

by goth January 3, 2004

chaaa

polite way of saying 'shut up!'

''omg, will u people, CHAAA!!! I cant hear the tv."

"ay you, CHAA! talkiing to loud!

by misslaydee510 July 1, 2011