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Cratchiting

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge
"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"
by Menolikie December 24, 2013
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cutching

Relaxing / stoning (smokin weed) surrounded by loud Bob Marley or Ky Mani or other Jamaican tunes,

It is a term usually used by stoners, so you little sober shits, FUCK OFF LITTLE WHITEBOY
Me n ma nigga were cutching to a good old Jammin'' before
DAYUM
by Ma wigga April 28, 2016
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catchering

Analyzing too deeply into someone's actions as if they had nearly as much symbolism as the novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, which included a scene where Holden slips on peanut shells down a flight of stairs to symbolize his descent into madness
Cunt Aunt: Why were you doing that?
Mom: Doing what?
Cunt Aunt: You were scrunching your nose as you entered the door as a sign of disgust towards the humble abode I invited you into
Me: Or--and this is just a theory--her nose was itchy and you're just catchering her
by PinkGradientMan December 14, 2018
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Catchin Leans

Dancing inappropriately, when a female is shaking her booty all up on you while your leaned back and your boy is holding you up so you can catch the lean
We were at the 8th grade dance catchin leans like a boss
by Jump man Jordy January 12, 2019
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catchin wreck

to have sexual relations with someone without being seriously commited
hey jo whats up with your girl?

that wasnt my girl i was just catchin wreck
by joepellegreeno August 3, 2019
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Cratchiting

When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.
Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”
by snakeplisskent December 12, 2019
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Carching

Chuck is a carching
by Manly supporter March 6, 2021
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