Casino Math

It is the math used for winnings in casinos that does not take into account of how much was spent to win it..

Person #1 "I won $100 last night" Person #2 "yea, but you spent $300 to win it, that is casino math"

by Spuds McKensy April 1, 2011

cantini

the act of applying deodorant or, more appropriately, antiperspirant along the sternum

After a shower, Adam cantinis to prevent the appearance of future embarrassing sweat stains across his shirt.

by The1stCantini September 22, 2011

Casing the Sausage

Masturbation: Stroking it. Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, etc.

Did you go out last night? No, I was home alone casing the sausage.

by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014

Casino Hands

Casino Hands: A term used to showcase to one's pet dog that the owner has no more food in their hands. It is performed by clapping the hands together and then separating them and giving the hands a quick shake. Exactly how a casino dealer performs this before switching off to a co-worker to prove that nothing is left in their hands.

"Man Sara, Duke is so damn crazy about food that he won't stop begging me for mine until I do the casino hands!"
"Brewer!! I just did casino hands! You know that Momma has no more food!"
"Jake I know you're hungry after your workout but damn! You're acting like my dog does until I do the casino hands. Bring a snack next time!"

by ShakinBaby January 27, 2018

castiglioni

A beautiful italian last name, but who cares about that because it’s also the last name of hella mafia bosses in Southern Italy. If u have this last name don’t be scared to beat a bitch up bc u a bad bih!

Fred: what’s your last name

Y/n: CASTIGLIONI
Fred: oh sh!!t that’s a scary Southern Italy mafia name *cries*

by Dddddddeporteddddd November 6, 2020

Casinos

Casinos don't make anything better. Most of the people that lived in Detroit didn't leave because they didn't have a casino nearby, Detroit had deeper problems than that. So far nothing replaced the music industry that was there, and the auto industry started losing it's edge a long time ago. People most likely once thought it would never happen in Detroit, but Detroit is not the only place something like that can happen.

Casinos seem like a way the people in charge try to convince the people that live there that everything is okay and under control when in reality it's been in trouble for a long time, and the people in charge are ignoring it because they don't really give a fuck about anything but being in charge.

by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Cartinations

The best account on tiktok with the best edits, always her edits are W. I have a crush on her.

X: Wow! Did you saw new Cartinations edit?
Y: I did, it was hard tho!

by daddycarti2061 January 22, 2022