Carry the Stupid

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.

Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

Hard carry

Hard-carry is a Konglish internet slang used to describe a heroic performance from a specific person that gives a victory or such achievement to the whole team or works, which otherwise would have lost or failed. It was first used by online gamers when a specific gamer from a losing team play so good and singlehandedly carries the team into victory. Now it's widely used in similar situations in general sports or entertainment as well.

Cavs are losing. Now all we can look forward to is Lebron James' hard carry

The movie would have been boring without the main actor's hilarious acting. He hard-carried the movie.

by GothamPD December 18, 2016

Carrie Fishered

When you have the sole intention to give yourself a cocaine induced heart attack .

Watch out tonight lads, I'm getting Carrie Fishered

by CarrieFishered December 25, 2016

carrying samsonite

Of or pretaining to emotional baggage.

To have one or more emotional issues, usually having to do with a relationship from the past or from a traumatic event. These emotional issues can often prevent or wreak havoc on future relationships and be detrimental to ones over all true happiness.

At first I thought that chic was amazing, but then i realized she was carrying samsonite. I had to bail on her.

by Brooks J. Masterson May 6, 2006

carrie underwood

The 'winner' of season 4 American Idol. She can now be seen warbling on TV 24hours a day as the spokesidiot for Hershey bars in those incessant commercials, which is why I now watch 90% less television.Think Leann Rimes with a third of her talent, drunk, and sleepy, and you get Carrie Underwood.

oh, dear lord, please turn of the television! carrie underwood is making my eyes and ears bleed! ACCCKKKK!!!!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

carry guns

To hold a grudge against someone else.

"I doubt Joe would carry guns over something as trivial as a stolen pen."

by SpenceM June 8, 2007

carrie underwood

1) The epitome of a slut.

2) Should have lost American Idol to Bo Bice.

3) An awful singer.

Carrie Underwood can't keep her legs together.

by Raven Nightwing July 10, 2006