carpets match the drapes

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

Neutered Carpet

A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.

My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.

by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008

majic carpet

A thick, untrimmed patch of hair that a female grows out on her pubic area that makes her vagina harder to find.

I swear that this this girl I went down on last night had a majic carpet covering her snatch because I literally needed a flashlight and a comb to find it. It reminded me of the girl we used to call sascrotch

by Theonetheylovetohate January 15, 2015

Queso hit/on the carpet

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.

Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.

by DeafGirlScout November 25, 2020

carpet muncher

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.

by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 10, 2005

Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.

1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

carpet picnic

To go down on a female when on the floor.

We had a good date. We had a picnic, a carpet pinic. Wink Wink

by kmac_1313 August 17, 2004