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canada

A country with a population of 32 000 000 people. We don't live in the forest, or igloos, we have roads(we dont travel by train), and we have electricity. By the way, who the hell argues on UD, to ppl from both countries!
PPL who argue on UD are idiots and should get a life. Don't do it cuz it makes u feel real bad.
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bell canada

Ma Bell.
One of Canada's largest telecommunications companies.
At some point in your service with Bell, be prepared to have at least one massive screwup with your account. Also, please don't call and repeat your story multiple times. They understood you the first time.
No, not every female agent you speak to is Emily. We do not sound like the automated system, stop screaming at us as though we are.
"I have phone service with Bell Canada. They charged me $99 to install a jack!"

"Bell Canada supplies my internet; they're throttling the speed so I can't download at optimum speed."

"I HATE /&?$*&)"$)*&/$ BELL CANADA"
by queenofhearts87 February 20, 2009
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canadas history

The act of a man or several men getting hammered drunk on yukon jack dressed as moose. The men then take large swigs of maple syrup and spit it in eachothers assholes. The men all clench their anuses, holding the syrup in, for twelve minutes, then splash it all into the Stanley Cup trophy....men without Stanley Cup trophies generally use commemorative Canada mugs sold to tourists. They then drink the syrup out of the cup. Then they fuck. In the butt.
"So me and Martin went over to Willies house and made some more Canadas History. Wicked sloppy."

"Gross bro."
by Jet Jaguar February 4, 2010
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Canada

The 2nd largest country in the world, known primarily for its snow, beer, whiskey and fine Montreal strippers. Canada is a passive place, where only criminals have guns, Liberals are conservative, and hockey is more important than Healthcare. The francophones hate the anglophones, the anglophones hate the francophones, and everybody hates the Liberals.
People from Canada are called Canadians, not cowards.
by Sean April 22, 2003
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Canada

The one place where you never piss off a cop.
Canada's cops have anger issues.
by Lima Bean 2016 October 27, 2011
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Marijuana Party of Canada

Political party made of potheads, mainly used to legalize Cannabis. It's notable that it's probably the most undervoted party in Canada, just under the Communist Party.
I'm a proud voter of the Marijuana Party of Canada.
by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010
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Canada

The place where all the liberals moved to get away from Bush after the '04 elections...just to run smack into Stephen Harper!
Get away from a moderately Christian man to run smack-dab into a man who has called his opponents "the devil" in public...Welcome to Canada!
by Treima May 17, 2006
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