Carlos is a massive man slag who shags tons of birds, he will make you want to shag him in one sentance. “i’m gonna sniff her panties, look at her tits, i’m gonna fuck her so hard” “Nice tits”
Carlos is so fucking HOT
by cheddy503 June 06, 2020
Massive dickhead, total jerk, comes across as handsome but when you get to know him his a royal italian dick. He gets girls that he just meets because they dont know what he really is like. DO NOT EVER FALL FOR A GUY WITH ABS.
by a.ffie November 20, 2014
Carlo is just your ideal man, he is not only good looking yet he is also perfect in a various amount of subjects. He is that one kid in school who can do anything. The one who graduates as valedictorian, the one who does sports, the one who can play 5 instruments, the one who can speak 5 different languages, the perfect guy you can ever imagine.
“Hey Mom I got a 99”
“Why didnt you get a 100 like Carlo”
“Hey dad I got 2nd Place”
“Why do you never get 1st Place like Carlo”
“Why didnt you get a 100 like Carlo”
“Hey dad I got 2nd Place”
“Why do you never get 1st Place like Carlo”
by DontArgueImAlwaysRIght July 25, 2018
If a person sits on your face and then poops in your mouth making you vomit, then you vomit in his or here ass causing orgasm
by DiccLicker May 15, 2020
Carlos: a hairy Mexican that likes to eat tacos and drink beer . He is also known for having a beard and trying to get chicks pregnant . He is also known for having a little penis
Girl: ew Carlos just tried to talk to me
Friend: he has a little penis and he smells like tacos don't talk to him
Boy: wassup
Girl: ew get away from me you Carlos
Friend: he has a little penis and he smells like tacos don't talk to him
Boy: wassup
Girl: ew get away from me you Carlos
by g dolla sign June 22, 2014
Hypermasculinity, a latin/hispanic stallion. One that will have you rolling around in bed with him before you learn how to roll the "R" in his name. God's gift to women. The quintessential stud.
" Carlos kept me up all night "
"wow no wonder you had that ridiculous smile on your face all day........ So, I assume your husband is out of town again?"
"wow no wonder you had that ridiculous smile on your face all day........ So, I assume your husband is out of town again?"
by cevichito June 12, 2012
by Socialist Sandwich March 29, 2020