Carlo

Massive dickhead, total jerk, comes across as handsome but when you get to know him his a royal italian dick. He gets girls that he just meets because they dont know what he really is like. DO NOT EVER FALL FOR A GUY WITH ABS.

Person 1: "Oh that guy treats her like shit!"

Person 2:"Oh he must be a carlo"

by a.ffie November 19, 2014

Carlo

Carlo is just your ideal man, he is not only good looking yet he is also perfect in a various amount of subjects. He is that one kid in school who can do anything. The one who graduates as valedictorian, the one who does sports, the one who can play 5 instruments, the one who can speak 5 different languages, the perfect guy you can ever imagine.

“Hey Mom I got a 99”
“Why didnt you get a 100 like Carlo”

“Hey dad I got 2nd Place”
“Why do you never get 1st Place like Carlo”

by DontArgueImAlwaysRIght July 25, 2018

The Carlo

If a person sits on your face and then poops in your mouth making you vomit, then you vomit in his or here ass causing orgasm

Yeah, me and Leonard did the Carlo last night and it was epic my bed was dirty though

by DiccLicker May 15, 2020

Carlos

Potentially the creator of the world. pizza is defined in the same category as heaven, if carlos is making it! he also owns ever pizza shop in the world

" gee i feel like some carlos pizza"
"OMG me to because it tastes soo good!"

by Bull_danny December 25, 2008

carlos

Carlos: a hairy Mexican that likes to eat tacos and drink beer . He is also known for having a beard and trying to get chicks pregnant . He is also known for having a little penis

Girl: ew Carlos just tried to talk to me

Friend: he has a little penis and he smells like tacos don't talk to him

Boy: wassup
Girl: ew get away from me you Carlos

by g dolla sign June 22, 2014

carlos

Hypermasculinity, a latin/hispanic stallion. One that will have you rolling around in bed with him before you learn how to roll the "R" in his name. God's gift to women. The quintessential stud.

" Carlos kept me up all night "

"wow no wonder you had that ridiculous smile on your face all day........ So, I assume your husband is out of town again?"

by cevichito December 14, 2012

Carlo

A dumbass kid who doesn't know how to spell Carlos

Hey Carlo, learn how to spell

by Socialist Sandwich March 28, 2020