Douche Canoe

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.

"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"

by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015

Soup canoe

Another term for a gravy boat.

Hey dude, pass me the soup canoe!

by WindyMcstring February 18, 2011

Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.

Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!

by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021

douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

cum canoe

When u cum in a girls ass crack and it just sits there

Bo pulled out of Ceirra and totally cum canoed her man

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

bubblegum canoe

A vagina, also known as poontang.

Dude, I so rode her bubblegum canoe last night.

by B-Si March 7, 2004

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 9, 2009