fuzzy canoe

Slang word for a hairy pussy

That girl has a fuzzy canoe!

by GennyBean August 18, 2021

Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.

Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!

by Chodechild89 September 01, 2021

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017

douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

cum canoe

When u cum in a girls ass crack and it just sits there

Bo pulled out of Ceirra and totally cum canoed her man

by Mcfluffin November 04, 2013

bubblegum canoe

A vagina, also known as poontang.

Dude, I so rode her bubblegum canoe last night.

by B-Si March 07, 2004

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 09, 2009