Cage Envy

The cause for the international hatred of the United States. The global community all wants the same thing : Nicolas Cage.
America has him but every one wants him. Hence, Cage Envy.

When Hitler heard Nic Cage was to be born in America, he started a war with the west, He was consumed with Cage Envy

by CameronPo July 12, 2011

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Chastity Cage

A device a homosexual submissive bottom puts his cock in to render him a true real-life bitch that doesn’t get hard or is able to use his cock at all. It’s the perfect tool to become a pussyboy. If worn long enough the cock will shrink into a little useless clit.

A true pussyboy must always wear a chastity cage--or he’s not a pussyboy.

by Boooom August 24, 2022

whoop cage

a cage where alotta woopin' takes place

If you don't quit bothering me I'm gonna put you in the whoop cage.

by Noah Britton July 28, 2006

caged heat

Women, or men, whose confinement makes them sexually attractive in a way they might otherwise be.

Heidi Fleiss was a hottie in prison, she was pure caged heat.

by nick_s October 04, 2005

Cage Match

A Nicholas Cage film (not movie, any movie with Nick Cage is instantly promoted to film) marathon.

Friend 1 : "Damn, I'm so excited for our Cage Match tonight!"

Friend 2: "Yeah! The Wicker Man and Ghost Rider are some of my favourite films!"

by DogTown June 28, 2012

cage match

masterbate

i can't wait to get out of work so i can have a cage match

by jimmy4405 July 22, 2009