Cactied

Getting drunk off something you didn't know had alcohol in.

They were cactied after that party last night.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

Certified Flexer

Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone

This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .

by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017

certified burger

Juulien

That kid Juulien is a certified burger.

by juulien June 17, 2018

cactification

The art of inserting a cactus into someone's butt

1. Cactification; Ronald rammed a cactus up Jonathan's butt.

by Shincactus February 25, 2018

certified cheesecake

absolute badman cheese cake, above all the other, this one stands out ontop

yo have you tried this cheese cake?

yeah g thats a certified cheesecake!!

by certifiedbadboycheesecake May 10, 2018

Cuntified

When someone does or says a really bad thing to you.

That was a really cuntified thing for her to do.

by Cumbria60 July 23, 2018

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018