When you jiz on a girls back, she rubs it in and lets it dry, then arches her back making the jiz "crackle"
"I jizzed all over this girls back and she rubbed it in like a porn star! When she went to get up I heard the dried spooey crackle across her back like a bunch of fire works! What a Crackle Back!
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EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."
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The right thing to say to anyone you meet. It is the perfect way to express how you feel. One of the most emotional words in the human language. Remember to use it wisely for its preciousness shouldn’t be accessible to just anyone. Potato Canckels isn’t just a word it is a philosophical way to live life. The way of potato canckles is the best combination of letters that could be uttered in the whole world. However, potato canckles can also just be to express a friendly greeting. It’s so diverse and unique it is honest perfection to the universe. When you say potato canckles you aren’t just saying words your opening up you innner soul and pouring out all of your emotion. It’s truly a spiritual act to embrace who you are in the inside. Now you are able to leave this definition knowing that you are able to be invested in the world of potato cankles.
First person: The city looks so beautiful tonight...... it reminds me of how enchanting your looks are.
Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.
First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......
Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.
First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.
*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........
*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.
First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......
Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.
First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.
*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........
*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get the canklesaurus mug.Ankles on a obese person. The ankles are so big there is nothing between the calf and the foot, so its called a cankle.
A 500 pound woman was walking down the stairs, then she tripped on her cankle and fell. The fall broke her back.
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