Crayola shit

when shit leaves streak marks inside the toilet bowl from it being so shitty

i just took a crayola shit. wanna seeeeeeeeeeee

by whatisthisidontevenno December 12, 2010

Crayon Cock

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.

Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.

by cravecock December 15, 2010

Caylor

A Caylor is a stubborn ass hole who is an arrogant, narcissistic, egocentric peace of ass but he is SMOKIN HOT!!! very popular and has a lot of friends but only has about 4 people he truly trusts and cares for. He's hard to get to know but worth the while. He's charming and can get himself out of any problem. loves Baseball and hunting. He tends to hide his feelings but under all that douchebag act he plays for people he is sweet, kind, caring and a truly decent person. because of his bad boy personality and gorgeous face, he gets a lot of attention from girls but they tend to have a hate-love relationship with him. He loves saying outrageous things just to piss people off. He uses flirtation and charm to get what he wants from people. he is very smart and has an amazing sense of humor( except when he uses others as a punching bag) but he is very lazy. there are only a hand full of people who truly know him but you never know if he's being himself or if it's just a facade. Despite his flaws, he is a good person so if you ever meet a Caylor run away cause he will tare your heart into pieces.

stop being a caylor.

by hanna-s March 25, 2017

Crayson

A boy with a huge ego.Many people dislike him as a person but like him for the things he do for the earth.

Hey that crayson is a dick

by Crayson September 6, 2017

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.

If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!

by ddyslilfckdll February 25, 2019

white crayon

Someone that no one likes, or wants to hang around with due to their annoying and freakish personality.

No one likes a white crayon.

"I saw Daniel at the park yesterday yelling at the top of his lungs to everyone around him, he's such a white crayon."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd May 12, 2016

Box of Crayons

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.

Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?

by Shane Collins January 13, 2009