shades of control

a band from delano Minnesota that owns all other bands

if i could i would chili dog with shades of control.

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005

controller player

fucking aimassist

Your a fucking controller player

by juggernaut0-_-0 August 18, 2020

Controlled det

Short for controlled detonation which occurs when you are having intercourse and are not using protection. Just prior to climax you pull out and transfer the shaft to a secured location in the females mouth. Once the lips have formed a complete seal you release the ejaculation without fear of pregnancy or a sticky mess with stubborn stains. This provides protection to the cervix, eyes, nostrils and external auditory meatuses...or meati whatever. Loss of control can occur with premature evacuation.

Guy #1: So you took off with that chick last night, how did things go?
Guy #2: Well, things went great, we got going, but then I realized we didn't have any condoms.
Guy #1: So what did you do, you give up.
Guy #2: Hell no, I just pulled out and went for a controlled det.
Guy #1: Totally, no muss no fuss.

by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

outta control

cool, nice, exceptional could be used in many different ways

1. damn that hottie is lookin outta control!

2. That new lexus you got is outta control!

by JoeSch84 April 23, 2007

edge control

A hair product that slicks, holds down, lays back "edges" or "baby hairs". Specially applied at the root.

I hope CVS sells edge control because my baby hairs are out of control.

by T4Urban August 7, 2016

Quality Control

The people that make sure everything A-OK.

My pizza is 30% cheesier and 75% more pepperonish thanks to the quality control guys at Pizza Hut!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

Controlled Chaos

A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.

#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"

#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."

by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010