cheater's comfort

When two cheaters feel better about cheating by talking to each other about their cheating.
This friend of mine heard I cheated on my girlfriend, so she decided to tell me about all the time she cheated. I guess she was looking for some cheater's comfort.
by ted tintsone December 21, 2010
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widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.
at home, her widows comforter awaits her.
by Kkrrp January 12, 2012
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comfortable silence

It doesn't mean you don't have anything to talk about; it just means that you feel comfortable enough to enjoy those moments of silence together.
Sam and Mikayla we’re awfully in comfortable silence while riding in the bumblebee, after escaping from barracuda
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Mr. Comfortable

That one member in every group of friends who eventually becomes far too accustomed to taking advantage of their position. This is expressed in a number of ways, including but not limited to:

-- Shitting in another member's bathroom, except in an emergency.
-- "Bumming" cigarettes, to the point of simply taking them from a pack at their leisure, without asking, and conveniently "forgetting" their own pack at every gathering.
-- Drinking the beer from the pitcher of another, with zero reciprocation. Also applicable to joint smoking.
-- Showing up uninvited, simply due to the knowledge of another member being present.

These individuals will continue offending the group until confronted with their behavior. This will often lead to an indignant response, designed to make the person confronting them feel guilty, and continue to allow the behavior. An organized shunning, or even total group exile is another possible outcome.

Also; Miss/Mrs. Comfortable
"Ahh, goddammit, everybody hide your weed. Mr. Comfortable just pulled up."
by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 08, 2017
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comfort shirt

a shirt you wear almost regularly that makes you comfortable mentally, physically and emotionally usually when one’s not in the best head space
“oh my god, i can’t find my comfort shirt! i need it, it makes me at ease
by vma August 22, 2021
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comfort food

n. euphemism for tasty, satisfying foods of high caloric content relative to little nutritional value, term is utilized exclusively by individuals who can least afford to consume such foods to rationalize consumption of foods with no other value except "comfort."
n. foods which increase the comfortable, luxurious padding on a bbw
Sheena looked down when she dropped her candy bar, but the comfort food seemed to disappear completely. Had it fallen down her cleavage, or was it near her feet? She wasn't quite sure.
by Michael Gannett February 14, 2006
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Comfortably Uncomfortable

When you decide not to let unpredictability or uncertainty affect you and your future—you have come to terms that you have got to live with chaos, no matter how disruptive it can be in putting up a brake to your life’s goals.
Instead of blaming events or things that he’s no control over, John has learned to be comfortably uncomfortable in coping with life’s challenges—he doesn’t let bad breaks or misfortunes affect his attitude towards life; instead, he’s grateful that he can rely on God’s wisdom to overcome whatever obstacle comes his way.
by MathPlus July 20, 2018
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