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Australian colloquialism meaning "mate" or "friend", but not necessarily in the literal term. Can be used to address a stranger in leiu of "Hey, you there!" or "Hey, kid!" in a more friendly manner. As the word's been used since the earliest Colonial settlements of Australia, many Aussies mistakenly believe the word is archaic and no-longer used. In actuality, it's simply slightly less understood then more generic forms of greeting (such as "mate").
"G'day, cobber."
"G'day, mate. How're ye doin'?"
"Aw, been flat out like a lizard drinkin'. Hear the Sydney Swans hammered Collingwood on Saturday?"
"Ripper."
Cobber by Alhadis March 29, 2005
British slang term for "the streets"
Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".
cobbles by knoxalicious July 28, 2009
another word for mate, commonly used amongst other people.
G'day Cobber, hows life treating ya?
cobber by Boonga T March 21, 2003

Cobblefuckhead 

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.
Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead
Cobblefuckhead by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

Clobbler 

1- a muti-directional form of movement on two legs with little to no coordination.
2- an excentric form of shoe making not used since the 17th century.
3- a heavy whipped cream served with bread pudding.
1- After a slight fender bender, the driver of the first car appeared to be clobblering to the side walk.
2- The king of spain commissioned shoes from the clobbler.
3- My bread pudding was served with too much clobbler.
Clobbler by Clobblerer27 December 21, 2018
Cross between a chobba and a wanker
"Look at this guys driving - what a chobbler"
Chobbler by perruzo October 7, 2009