Carlos

Perhaps the shortest person in existence.

"Have you seen Carlos? He's as small as Mike dick."

by Datboifrog October 22, 2019

Carlos

This dude not nice to his friends and bullies them. He doesn’t even have a GF. He’s like that kid that yells “I LIKE TURTLES.”He’s lonely for now. And has to have friends so he won’t be lonely.

Carlos, that dude

by Riki13 October 23, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a tiny boy like a midget. He is scared of October 28

Person: Hey Carlos It’s October 28

Carlos: shit

by Midget def not Carlos October 28, 2019

Carlos

He likes alistair and he liked ivan he has the worlds biggest thigh gap and he has made out with a girl in 3rd grade

Carlos: they started dating and that = they'll hook up
Alistair:I think I'm gay

by Fatvscogirl101 November 26, 2019

Carlos

Bitch ass nigga who rates the niggas he knows inna dumb ass way

Bro u heard Carlos put the benjamins over Bawa

Bro no way say u swear

by Los hater December 1, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is told he is a cutie, but doesn't believe it. He has such nice hair, you want to run your hands through. He has such a different personality than other guys. He can be really stubborn and sort of annoying. When he tries to annoy you, its kinda like his way 'flirting'....its kinda cute. Lol . Carlos' can also be the shy type around others...unless your his boo thing. That's a whole other story. Carlos' seem innocent and sweet. Carlos' are freaks they'll do whatever to turn you on. SOOOO...if you find a Carlos DO NOT that fool go, because a great guy like this is pretty rare nowadays.

"Wait....Carlos is yo manz?.......don't you ever let of that boy...he a real one."

by panic!its nunya December 22, 2019

Carlos

A dude who plays soccer, he usually hangs out with a Wendy Kamille, etc, he is the most fun person to hang out with, he likes Naruto, and he has so many friends

“Yo you know Carlos?”
“Yeah he’s the dude everyone is friends with!”

by OkBoomerYeahYeah December 22, 2019