Meat Cannon

A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.

As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

Nick Cannon

Verb for having your own improv comedy show and routinely being upstaged by every other actor on said show. Also to be a willing puppy to a 40 something industry whore. and to have no talent doing anything.......at all........like ever. Not to be confused with Kenan Thomson or Kel Mitchell, as said actors have some talent.

I have no example, just watch Nick Cannon in Love don't cost a shit for the clearest of examples.

by Johny Quid December 3, 2009

Blood Cannon

A term that refers to a crazy woman who pmses so much that her vagina has been transformed into a cannon, hence being a blood cannon.

Holy shit Javi, your mother pmsed so hard that her blood cannon knocked you off your feet!

by Butternutz7 January 21, 2009

Man-Cannon

a huge mans penis

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon

by urbanbastard June 10, 2009

captain cannon

A protoss player in Starcraft 2 who spends the majority (or all) of their resources on Photon Cannons.

here comes the 6 pool up the ramp, will he be rea-HOLY FUCK CAPTAIN CANNON!

by leetkr3w October 25, 2010

custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

by jizzcock June 16, 2003

Cannonproof

-to be so awesome and or crazy that one is better than a cannon. Its a ridiculous state of being that everyone wants to be.

-a person with the last name of cannon that is really cool

That crazy kid is cannonproof.

by purpleboots October 6, 2010